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He created a series of characters, all of which were voiced by him.Īt one point UPS tried to stop the sale of the Touch Tone Terrorists CDs through a series of letters demanding, among other things, that all inventory of Infestation Records' CDs be 'delivered' to UPS lawyers 'for destruction', because UPS believed that many of the TTT calls involved customers who thought they were speaking to UPS customer service representatives. ] Using a Gentner SPH-3A phone hybrid and a Yamaha SPX-90 electronic pitch transposer to alter his voice over the phone, he would take incoming calls from people who had misdialed the number and were under the assumption that they had dialed the right number. He purchased a series of 1-800 numbers including ones that were one digit different than actual customer service numbers for companies such as (apparently) UPS, Jiffy Lube, an auto insurance 'claims support line', a psychic line, a pen manufacturer, and others.

The Touch-Tone Terrorists are actually one man, Pete Dzoghi ] who also goes by the name of 'RePete'. Outbound call in response to a motorcycle for sale.The Touch-Tone Terrorists is the name of a series of prank phone calls comedy CDs. Only needs a FAX number but must speak to a very weird dude named 'doesn't want to work' and 'watches wrestling all day', Redneck Repo Man - Jim Bob - Guy THINKS that he is speaking to the man who Instead listens to a very abrasive employee pushing his weight around. Stu - Girl calls to find out information about a car rental but

Has received a shut off notice for her phone service. Woman calls to speak to some employee but is forced to try to get Blade to get Talking tracking representative talks a whole lot of mumbo jumbo!īob infuriates a customer who calls about a shoe sale she read about in the Saying that he should buy a whole new pen. Gets angry with Jim Bob when he accuses her of driving drunk.Ĭustomer wants to buy lead replacements for a pen. But this customer isn’t AT ALL afraid to voice her disapproval! RealAudio RealA udioĬalls back but only gets the same treatment from Willie.įed up auto insurance customer encounters hostility from Jim Bob and Willie. Want your opinion we’ll beat it out of you.” Then Stu has the nerve and arrogance to lash back by saying “…If we Stu’s rush to judgement naturally prompts an angry reaction. That the claimant was drunk, and therefore caused the accident. Jaimison refuses a female caller’s request for insurance payment, saying The rest of your life if you don’t call back!” When an argument unfolds Willie declares, “You gonna shine hubcaps Man calls and listens with his girlfriend to Willie give a worthless and Willie insists on selling him something he doesn’t need. Telling him that his “manners are absolutely atrocious”, etc.Ĭredit card customer has every right to have charges removed but Junkyard Woman gives Junkyard Willie a speech about customer service etiquette, Pathetic customer service from Stu and Willie. Gets angry and frustrated with the disrespectful attitude and the languageīarrier that separates her and Vladamir the Russian! Line response to the customer's complaints.Ĭalls up a bank to find out information about her savings account but instead Tells this customer that he hopes someone will leave POOP on his doorstepīecause he wants to cancel some credit card charges. Inbred Hillbilly gets nosy and asks, “What the hell do you think you’reĮvokes hostility and confrontation that only Jim Bob could mastermind. ContainsĪ woman calls to extend her car rental period for one more day, Jim Bob the It has taken 1 1/2 years to record this CD. Treating customers like this at YOUR work and you’ll be out of a job! NowadaysĬustomer service is sub-par - but it was never THIS bad! This CD isįurther confirmation that 'You can't find good help these days!' Shot, Vladimir the Russian with the attitude … all conducting business with Hillbilly, Blade the Rock ‘n Roll Burn Out, Stu Jaimison the arrogant big With corrupt 'customer care reps'! The cast of lunatics includes Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob the Inbred Unsuspecting customers get fed up, then scream and yell when confronted Rental company, phone company, office supplies company, etc. They have reached a credit card company, bank, auto insurance company, auto More INCOMING calls for customer service that turn angry! Callers get caught By popular demand this 4 th and final CD features

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